Sugar and Shite

Sugar and Shite (The Twitter Blues)

‘I’ve just tied the lace on my left shoe’
What about you
‘I’ve just done the same thing too’
Oh isn’t that cool

‘I think I farted and blamed the dog’
You should put that in your blog
‘I really fancy a cup of tea’
Isn’t life such a slog

Oh shoot me now
I have no use
I’m a man of few words
I have no excuse

My internet is me
I’m naked for all to see
No need for a booking
And no one is looking

Sugar and shite
And all things contrite
Sweet to taste
I’m not that bright

My you tube has no hits
My facebook is ignored
I’m a saggy pair of tits
On a body not adored

I stay in at night
And stare at my shoes
I’m an expert in posting shite
I’ve got the twitter blues

Technology is sex to me
Logging on to ecstasy
Midnight loners up a tree
This is what it is to be free

I’m screening up and shiny new
I’m being who I know I’m not
Abbreviation is the key
My best lines have been shot

Sugar and shite
And all things contrite
Sweet to taste
I’m not that bright

©SJ2010