New Year's Revolutions

1) Shoot up smack on a street corner whilst arguing the toss with the cops.



2) Adopt a snow leopard. Set up home with it somewhere nice. Somewhere picturesque. Mountains would be good.



3) Stand in the middle of St. Peter’s Square screaming ‘cunt’ at the top of your voice.



4) Free your mind and your ass will follow.



5) Climb a hill with wind in your hair, a smile on your lips, and rocks in your pockets.



6) Mend a heart. Mend somebody else’s heart. Mend it well, despite the tears and recriminations.



7) Sell your soul for rock ‘n’ roll.



8) Walk through the streets, run through the streets, dance through the streets.



9) Fire sixty warning rounds into the ceiling and tell the hostages to lie on the floor.



10) Fuck her like there’s no tomorrow.



11) Wake up tomorrow to discover that there are fucking consequences.