G) The Bends

I've got the bends.

Been down on you too long.

No mere spit or swallow my love.

I'll gargle to impress.

I've got the bends

Been down on myself even longer

Diving bell distorts my image

How can I keep you happy?

You so blessed with physical charm

I've got the bends.

Been down on you too long.

You needn't see my face

Rate me by merit of suction.

Don't look into my eyes.

But feel the weight of my head upon you.

Don't feel my weight

I'm floating

Weightless

Lost in the depths of the dive.

I've got the bends

Been down on you too long.

Been down on me forever.

I've got the bends.