MOSSAD 2
By Steve
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"Where am I?" Trisha asked.
"You are in the land of the spirits," a woman answered.
"What is the land of the spirits?"
"It is a place where everything is permissible."
"Everything is permissible and there is no God?"
"Everything is permissible and everything is God."
"Who are you?"
"Elohim."
"Elohim? You are God?"
"I am a face of God."
"I'm going to go swimming in that Lake."
Trisha took all her clothes off and began to swim. There was nothing holding her back. She came out the other end and took a short sleep.
When she awoke, she saw the most beautiful woman she had ever seen in her life. She was blonde, golden blonde with eyes just like hers it seemed.
"Are you the Messiah?"
"A Messiah does not say she is the Messiah."
"They will kill you."
"Who are they?"
She smiled.
She wanted to climb the mountain so she began. On one tree, there were two snakes intertwined, having intercourse and eating each other. She ate the snakes and then felt fine. She kept on climbing and then she reached the top. Gabriel was there.
"You are in great danger."
"Why?"
"Sexism."
"Really."
"Do you really want to join the MOSSAD?"
"Yes."
"Throw yourself down the mountain."
"Why?"
"Do it."
As soon as she threw herself down, a host of Jewish angels grabbed her and saved her.
Gabriel meditated on top of the mountain.
"Who are you?"
"Do not be afraid."
"Why would I be afraid of you, Gabriel? You are just a child."
"Are you balanced Trisha?"
"Was she balanced? What did he mean by that?"
Trisha tried to attack Gabriel but he disappeared.
"You shouldn't try to attack Gabriel," a woman said.
"Why not?"
"You just shouldn't."
"Who are you?"
"I am the Queen of Tarot."
"I see."
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