Ugly Steve and His Gang

i gotta tell ya, it's damn boring in this country with almost nothing to do and nothing more to say, cause i gots a mind and a brain and it needs some entertaining or it's gonna rust, not jest that, i'm a lonely yellow man way out in the boondocks of society and you just can't tells me what's to do cause i know that the almighty don't care about me, and so let's me tell ya somethung about myself, first and foremost, i am ugly, i mean, UGLY, no my name is not UG LEE, i am ugly, you see with yellow teeth that's been pissed on a few times by a wild coyote, and my eyes, i gots chinks for eyes and i love them, they are like pearls in my eyes, and i gots a nose as small as hands, out in the rain, catching drops, and my mouth is a purse where i keep my diamonds when i goes on a stealin spree, now, ya might imagine that the law is gonna catch me blind but it ain't. i gots myself a gang, a gang that subs me on these drips or trips to the jewelry stores (I have a secret envy of the Jews). first is Harry, she's as sweet as apple pie and gots a smile that travels to the moon and back. She grew up in a Mid-Western family and then headed Northeast when her stepfather raped her. She drinks like a fish and is a built in forgetter. I keep on havin to remind her of stuff. She's a charm and a half and I like her good. Her hands are beautiful... they are like a model's. she likes mudslides in the morning and the smell of the trees and a nice bath on Echo Lake before she suns back to her home, up in the mountains. Then there's Sal, another girl. She just decided to join the gang cause she was an accountant and she was in debt and she thought it was a good idea. Nothing is really a good idea, cept to kill yourself on a sunny daze. anyway, we got this gang and we're lying low but livin pretty well in this world, thinkin, this has got to be it, there's this new jewelry store, Jared's, and i'm dying to get my hands dirty robbin the blind mice in this store to score me a hit.