Orange-utan

Sorry to sound slightly

un-hinged but I'm sick

of poets who binge out

on that tired joke -

seeking a rhyme

for orange. It's simple

you whingers, you poetical

mingers, change your accent

to estuary English. Syringe

out your ears and stop

impinging your whining

words on me, you gingers.

Do something useful -

try highlighting your fringe

with an amber tinge or move

to France where orange

rhymes with blancmange

and singe, me old fruit,

means monkey.