condoms and crack pipes

‘Gather round everybody!’

Everybody did. The office manager was pleased that all were sitting comfortably and paying attention.

‘Now I know everybody’s been enjoying the dress down Fridays we have here, and the cakes and chocolates Margaret so kindly brings us in for us each week. Thank you Margaret.’

Margaret blushed. What a smoothie that office manager was!

‘But I wouldn’t be a great office manager if I hadn’t noticed some general discontentment around the office lately, and I am keen to address that as soon as possible. I know everybody’s a little worried about their jobs since we’ve lost half the workforce in London.’

The office manager’s expression of regret and sadness mirrored those of his audience.

‘So,’ he said, perking up a little, ‘we have decided to provide some extra entertainments for today.’

He gestured towards the table, which was a cue for Margaret to remove the red cloth that covered the table behind him. The cloth removed, an array of prophalactics, dildos, lines of coke, bags of marijuana, pipes, bongs and bondage gear were revealed.

An excited gasp of ‘Oooo’ and ‘Woooow’ erupted from the crowd.

‘That’s right everybody! For today only, we’re gonna have an orgy. I expect everybody to be considerate and responsible, but the key goal here is to work as a team, get to know one another more closely, so that on Monday we can all come back refreshed and ready for action, hopefully with a new, more positive outlook and ready to get to work.’

There were nods of approval and agreement amongst the crowd.

‘Brilliant! Have fun everybody!’

Margaret was the first to get into the spirit of things, whipping off her blouse and bra and swinging her old saggy boobs about.

‘What a wonderful company this is to work for,’ she thought.