Fags

Let me hold your fag for you
So I can watch it burn
I’ll turn the flames of cancer
Flick the ash into an urn

Government is taxing it
But health scares scream the more
Why, then, let them shout about
The filtered smoking war

Why, then, let them on TV
To beg the people, “Stop!”
When government make money
- It’s the evidence they’ve got

Scientific studies show
Things other than just tar
You're breathing carbon monoxide
That’s the stuff produced by cars

If smoke is sitting in your lungs
And you don’t intend to quit
Well, don’t expect to live too long
You self-deluded twit.