Two jokes

By Terrence Oblong

Thu, 27 Jul 2023
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About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written.

I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'll have a ten-minute stand-up set. 

Joke 1

There’s a guy at work who spends the whole day quoting horses. “Shergar said this,” or “Red Rum said that”.

I don’t usually like to judge people, but I can’t stand neigh-sayers.

Joke 2

I bought an industrial-sized pack of French pastries as a special anniversary treat for my pet ant colony.

Unbeknownst to me, however, the ants hate French cuisine and were furious with me at my inept choice of present and refused to eat them.

I was left with a lot of crossants.

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Submitted by Turlough on

The anticipated launch of your next two jokes has been pencilled into my diary for 27 July 2033. Could you make it in the afternoon as I have the plumber coming in the morning?

Hopefully you'll still be able to stand for ten minutes to perform your ten-minute stand-up set when you're 173. 

Turlough

Submitted by Nolan on

Shakespeare liked using puns. Yours are certainly original.

 All the best! & Nolan