When I Look At My Baby

When I look at my baby I realise that my youth has ended, early, abruptly and totally

When I look at my baby I understand how unprepared I am for the future that awaits me, that awaits 'us'

When I look at my baby I recall a drunken night at the darts championship 

When I look at my baby I see myself downing three pints because I lest a bet that James Wade would win. What was I thinking, James Wade never wins. 

When I look at my baby I regret my one night stand, my drunken mating decision, my carelessness with regard to contraception

When I look at my baby I realise how easily awed I am by celebrity, how my judgement goes when I meet somebody famous 

When I look at my baby I see the face of Michael Van Gerwen