The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 3

The police pursued him like a dog chasing a weasel. "Come back here or we'll send you back to the bee hive!"
"No!" Screamed Scrump
"Don't make me go back there, my skin is already MESSED UP!"
Scrump made several controversal comments in an extremly high pitched voice. Cheif Detedctive Inspector 'Big Filthy Harry' pulled out a medieval flail and waived it in an irritating manner.
Scrump roared: 'you irritating member of the police force!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Then Scrump suffered a terrible heart attak and shrieked with pain.
He was taken to hospital. "Orr, that was sore" he said. "Bt I'm glad I'm safe, I felt like a wasp in a shitstorm back there. But now I feel like a dandy in a choclate factory. And then he said "I feel like Francis after a visit from the tooth fairy"