The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 6

'Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!' Came the noise as the plane shrieked with glee.
The man moaned as he tried to escape his marmalade-y death that was threatening to consume him.
Scremp knew the jig was up and he blew his brains out but Scrimp* leapt to the top of nearby skyscraper and threw a rock at the plane. KABOOM! The plane exploded and the five remaining brothers retired to the pub to frollick and socialise.
Meanwhile in Brunei Billy Wolister was writing a novel about monsters.
"Well I have my plot but I just need a name for the protagonist."
Then out of the blue Scrump's brother Scrimp Kidnapped him for no ransom or reason.
With the plane destroyed, the brothers were bored and wanted to kidnap someone.
'Hey, Wollister!' said Scrymp.'I've got this new game, it's called 'blow your brains out if I tell you to'.
Wollister kicked Scrymp in the crotch and ran from his house to the top of the empire state building.
The surviving brothers converged on him and sprayed him with shaving foam.
Wollister pulled out a gun and shot all but one of the brothers in between the eyes.
"So!" Scramp said. "What are we going to do with you?"
Scramp rolled up his sleeves, tore them off and ate them. Wollister was staggerbuzzled by this.
"You're crazy!" He said.
"Am I? I think you should be the judge of that" Scramp lisped.
"I just gave my opinion. That was my judgement" Wolister said.
Scramp, hearing this lifted Wollister above his head and threw him from the roof. Wollister fell through the sunroof of an unlicensed taxi and was promptly kidnapped again.

Scramp screeched with anger as he saw who had kidnapped Wollister, it was a chap called Clark.

*Hero of Scrimp's magical face 1 and 2.