THE RETURN of Scrump

“Well... I’m afraid to say it’s been long long time since that day when I feverishly devoured my brothers” Scrump scrimped as doctor then! listened to his whining.

”Ate your brother’s what?” Dr then! enquired with some intent he didn’t care to divulge.

”Get the picture Doctor then! I’m relaxing in my large sentient plane and things start to go flipping nuts! All of a second we were barrelling right out of the sky with quite a lot of speed indeed! We hit some dick called Guy and he was not at all pleased to say the least!

“You hit some guy?”

“Some guy called guy and he was rather rude”

”Like a dick?”

”Not now, but this guy behaved like a guy what was a dick.”

”So some dick called dick hit you like a guy who was a dick?”

”No! That’s not it at all. This guy was called Dick, but he wasn’t a dick although he behaved like one in the metaphorical sense of the word.”

 “Well this guy seems like a dick”

”Not a dick”

”So a guy?”

”What did I tell you! Get it right or I’m outta here Dr then!!”

”My name is doctor then!”

”I know...”

”Well if that’s the way your going to be...”

”well...”

They both stood up and walked silently out of the room. Before returning with a large Swiss roll. Each!

”I love my Swiss roll...” Said Dr then!

Scrump replied “well...” 

They both silently ate their Swiss rolls only stopping momentarily to give each other sinister glances and the “you’re a wanker” hand gesture. This went on for some time. They didn’t even slice them!