A weekend with that guy who had loads of wives

"So..." "What?" he said. "So, what are you reading?" I inquired. "Book." he replied "which book" I inquired "One with that guy who dresses in white and red stripey shirt and stands amongst others not wearing stripy shirt," he replied "Oh young mean 'Where's that guy who dresses in white and red stripey shirt and stands amongst others not wearing stripy shirt'" "Yeah that one. Its the those things that dangle 'neath the lower bit of canines." "I know" "I know" "I know" "I know" "I had loads of wives" he blurted out. "Divoce, beheaded, died, divorce, beheaded, survived" said I. "Oh I'm, henery the eighth I am Killed loads of my spouses I did I did I was riddled with STDs And I sailed on the seven seas..." "Stop singing!"