The Irony of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words)
By TheRoz81
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words. No, I'm not kidding. It's as if the creator(s) of this word was (were) playing a cruel joke on those whom suffer from it. I imagine the conversation went a little something like this:
Bruno: "What's next?"
Jerome: "Fear of long words."
Bruno: "Alright, so, something simple, I guess..."
Jerome: "No, let's mess with them and come up with the longest word possible. Kind of like supercalifragilisticexpealidotioius."
Bruno: "Oh, you're bad."
Jerome: "I know."
Bruno: "I like it!"
Jerome. "Let's draw a bunch of random letters out of a hat and see what we come up with."
Bruno: "How many letters are you thinking?"
Jerome: "Including 'phobia,' I'm thinking there should be 35 letters."
::draw a bunch of letters::
Bruno: "So, what do we have?"
Jerome: "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Ah, that's perfect!"
Bruno: "Indeed it is."
::the two simultaneously let out evil laughs::
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