Why did T Rex have feathers ?

                                                                                         T Rex  had feathers

Next pesky scientists will say

 Big Dino” wore leathers and mirrors,

wheelied down the fern highway

But seriously, why feathers ?

Maybe it was to bamboozle prey

he put them into hypnotic trance

by performing a wild and colourful

dance of the plumes

before he joyously consumes

Perhaps it was to
catch prey at night

Edna Edna, it looks warm here

Edna Edna, Good grief

this bed’s got very big teeth

 It certainly wasn’t for flight

cos of size, you won’t see a pig

in the jet stream

No Goggled or not

T Rex didn’t make the aerobatics team

According to Evolution

a feather’s main role is insulati

 Could be “Big Dino” needed a quilt

 so he didn’t wilt

And yes you’ve guessed it

maybe he needed them to pull

Like a latter day peacock

it was all to give the girls a thrill

Hope it wasn’t like a humongous hen

to keep eggs warm

because big bad terrifying T Rex

would never ever live it down!