Or so they say...!

If love isn't a game (so they say)
Then why are there so many players?
And so many desperate dicks that jerk
Off over Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

They also say "Life's a bed of roses"
I say you gotta watch out for the pricks!
Coz there are so many of them around,
That it could make any girl feel sick!

I also say that I hate Barbie,
The bitch just seems to have everything!
She's got Ken, she's a mermaid or nurse,
When she wants to, she can even sing!

I'd never make a good philosopher,
Coz my views on life are far too twisted.
I'm not like my grandpa, who's walked the walk
Of life so often that his feet are blistered!