Man vs. Jack Rabbit...

01) It won't give you a sensual massage before.
02) It won't lick you and tell you how good you taste.
03) It won't kiss you with a load of your own juices.
04) It won't appreciate all the hard work involved in sucking dick.
05) It won't give you the taste of smegma for the above hard work.
06) It won't empty it's load anywhere you like.
07) It won't give your ass the enjoyable impromptu rim job.
08) It won't suck, lick, bite and chew your nipples.
09) It won't suck breasts, wet kiss and penetrate simultaneously.
10) It won't comment how great you were tonight and tomorrow.
11) It won't take out the trash on it's way home.
It may go where no man can, but it doesn't REPLACE a man!!!
MWM