Plastic Vagina vs. Women...

1) It comes with an ashtray.
2) It never says "I've got a headache."
3) It won't drink all your boxed wine and pass out.
4) You won't have to put a bag over it's head.
5) No arms, no legs!
6) It won't have killer morning breath.
7) It doesn't have a head and it won't speak.
8) You'll never have to say "Get your clothes on, take your money and get out!"
9) It can taste different every day.
10) It'll never have stubble.
11) If the batteries die, it's still functional.
12) You'll never have to ask yourself "was my brother just here?"
13) It'll never say "I don't take it like that!"
14) You won't wake up with a lump in your throat and string hanging out of your mouth.
15) It won't go insane if you ask if a friend can "give it a try?"
16) You'll never stick your finger down there and question which hole it went in.
17) It won't sting when you pee the next day.