Larry’s Helmet

Larry had a helmet.
He brought it into school.
We all crowded round him,
Thought he looked so cool.
But when you put it on,
It was the strangest of things,
weird ideas came alive
spinning in your head
new powers tingled
in your finger tips.

You could make it fire out
Orange lasers at your friends.
Teleport them to the roof,
Till they accept your demands.
Invisibly walk around
Pushing little ‘uns out your way.
Make them think a monster
Had descended on their day.

But the thing I liked the most
Was the timely teacher test.
A smack around the head was when
The helmet worked the best.