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In Willy's opposition
Portillo's got a job
It's not the sort of position
You'd get for Fifty bob

I wonder how he got this far
In such a little while?
Maybe its because he's queer
And has a big big smile

There's one thing about Willy
He will not have to care
About the lovely Fion
While Portillo's sitting there

He's wife is safe as houses
But in his cabinet
He'll have to watch his big broad back
The knives are not out yet?

It won't be long before he knows
How sharp those knives can be
He may be able to put it off
With Portillo one his knee

But who knows what his plans are
To get up a petition?
Just to become a leader
If only in Opposition