A Dandy time

Reading the dandy
Mouth stuffed with candy
Bashstreet kids running riot
Here comes teacher, stick away the gobstoppers and catapults those kids they like to get his goat

Looks like hitler with that tash
Smells brill cream and of dining room mash
A past master of the caning backhand rash
A disciplinarian to the depth of his marrow to his eternal regret they were nt hiring at harrow

Mortar board hat goes asqew
As the bell rings and the kids dash to the loo
He goes home to an empty flat
Mocked on the way by an anthropometric cat

"Time to put the comic down
Come on lad we are off to town"