Hell o telly viewers of the nation

I am the whitehouse-winehouse entity
Come to tell you how to think
“Leave Britney alone”
Only we who appear on the telly have the right to choose

I say act up and take drugs
While not watching that awful man Dennis Potter
My role model is non-think
Who needs critical theory or social realism?
Rampant emotionalism and uncontrolled judgement is the name of the game

Self censor your self
And be really wild man
Pete is round in a bit with Margaret Thatcher
Neither are fans of Howard Brenton

This stuff is meant for a Horse and is making me hoarse
Bloody "Romans in Britain"
Right pain in the arse they were
Just like independent thought

"She was very witty, she was a great debater, she was very courageous and she had a very sincere view, but it was out of touch entirely with the real world."
So said the man who cancelled Dr who
But which one of us was he talking about?

It’s great being joined at the hip
Two mad heads
Do NT you think the British public need to be deinstitutionalized?
While watching the goodies high on crack