Mr Middle England

Oi mr Middle England put down the daily mail

nature is calling you and not to take a piss
When the tide grows large
And you are no longer
 in charge

Will you still give a shit about the
Immigrants next door
When the kitchen is flooded

will " the only gay in the village " be your chief concern

When the icebergs are a bit bigger
Than the ones in your g& t
Will you shudder
Is swimming or the craft of boat building to working class for you

you never got your hands dirty in mannual labour

only in trading of the backs of other people

When the balance books are under water
When who went up last season

and who went down is no longer all you care about

When survival is all that matters
Are science and reason still going to be remote concepts to you
When the wife can nt flick the channel to real housewives of Beverly Hills or Essex fake tan

When missus Middle England
Can nt get her copy of heat
And the kids can nt get to school in the people carrier you could fit the Ugandan football team in
Fossil fuel guzzing is a English nuclear family's god given right do nt you know

When the daily mail and Simon cowell are silent on what to think
When  J  authur clarkson is busy calling the rising tide the n - word

When there are no public sector workers to help
When it is nt the NHS,s fault this time

Just remember your vote made it all possible
Die screaming it's the first intelligent thing you ve said

Us lefties might just build an ark

children and animals first

we do nt mind dieing for what is right do you?

would you kill your mother?

well the planet is your mother

and like a real mother ,that births you

do,nt judge you

cares for you when you are sick

we only have one, please do nt kill it

I like dumb animals not too sure about dumb humans