An open letter to France(why have you gone mental in the european elections)

France I love you
As an English man I love your Atlantic beaches
I love you intelligent cinema
I love your art
Your free running athletes in the sport of parkour or as I like to call it showing off while running about a bit
 

The bit in Casablanca where you out sing the Germans
eric cantona
Small over priced portions and rude waiters , but bloody huge baguettes

women who like there armpit hair o natural
Pretending not to be able to speak English , just to piss of the tourists
Hot Algerian girls with an air of confidence and mystery , who I know are too cool for school
Betty blue the ultimate crazy hot girl
Serge Gainsborough "je tem"

But please tell me why
After 4 years of occupation
You ve gone and voted the bastards in
 

Viva la France , viva la revolution
Paris commune
Verciy government ain't no good
where is Charles De Gall when you need him most

get your bloody act together, I need a holiday without nasty nationalists pissing me off

got enough of them over here