Anti – Jingle (Poppy Punk song)

By well-wisher

Wed, 26 Mar 2014
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1.

Coca- Cola kills your brain.

Pour your bottle down the drain.

Doesn’t just decay your teeth;

it rots away your self-belief.

 

2.

 

Coca- Cola eats your soul;

leaves a big black gaping hole.

Executives think you’re a fool.

They ring a bell and make you drool.

 

Chorus:

 

Don’t drink Coca-Cola.

Don’t think Coca-Cola.

It stinks, Coca-Cola.

Don’t drink Coca-Cola.

 

3.

 

Coca-Cola kills you dead.

Its little bubbles fill your head;

eat up little grey cells inside

your head until your brain has died.

 

Bridge:

 

Got to have it.

It’s a habit;

reach and grab it

from the shelf.

 

Got to drink it.

It’s instinctive.

Oh god, I can’t

stop myself.

 

No!

 

Chorus:

 

Don’t drink Coca-Cola.

Don’t think Coca-Cola.

It stinks, Coca-Cola.

Don’t drink Coca-Cola.

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Comments

Submitted by Sooz006 on

My son had a problem with it. Necking cans of the stuff a day. He's weaned himself off it now.  I'd love to know how the tune goes to this so that I can hear it as I read. It's a little cracker, though I'm not sure if the Cloa company would agree with me. Nice one Wisher. 

 

Submitted by well-wisher on

Hi, Sooz. I picked Coca-Cola but it could have been any big brand name. If there was a 'God Save The Queen by The Sex Pistols' for the 21st Century it would have to be aimed at the multi-national corporations that are wealthier and more powerful than monarchs and nations. 

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.

JoHn