Big Babies (Song)

1.

 

Watch out when giant babies crawl.

They’re not like babies who are small.

Gigantic ones aren’t cute at all

and you’ll be deafened by their bawl.

 

2.

 

Watch out when giant babies cry.

They’ll cause a flood with just two eyes.

Babies aren’t meant to be that size;

titanic toddlers ten miles high.

 

Chorus:

 

Big babies; great big babies

towering over your head.

Big babies, great big babies

and crying ‘cause they’ve not been fed.

 

Big babies; great big babies.

Babies so big, its bizarre

Big babies; great big babies;

they don’t go “Goo-Goo”, they go “Garrr!”.

 

3.

 

Watch out when giant babies eat.

They’ll eat you up just like a treat.

Its feeding time, get off the street.

That pounding sound, that is their feet

 

4.

 

Watch out when giant babies fight

like Sumo’s of humungous might.

Be quiet and keep out of sight.

There may be babies out tonight.

 

Chorus:

 

Big babies; great big babies

towering over your head.

Big babies, great big babies

and crying ‘cause they’ve not been fed.

 

Big babies; great big babies.

Babies so big, its bizarre.

Big babies; great big babies.

They don’t go “Goo-Goo”, they go “Garrr!”.