Dungeons & Dragons (A popular diversion) - Lyrics

By well-wisher

Sun, 23 Sep 2012
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1st Verse:

I checked into the Bilderberg hotel;
the Zionists have got their eye on me.
I know it looks just like a padded cell.
That’s what the CIA want me to see.

2nd Verse:

I’ve got a tin-foil hat upon my cat
so that the Men in Black can’t wash his brain
but there was fluoride in the water that
I ordered so I poured it down the drain.

Chorus:

I’m searching for a smoking gun;
the holy grail; the widow’s son;
cloak and dagger; smoke and mirrors
Dungeons & Dragons

3rd Verse:

The Illuminati are to blame.
I saw it on an X files episode
but they’ll never achieve their evil aim
if I can crack the Stanley Kubrick code.

4th Verse:

Got MK Ultra vultures in my head
‘cause I know they know I know what they know;
that Elvis Presley isn’t really dead
and JFK was killed by U.F.O’s

Chorus:

I’m searching for a smoking gun;
the holy grail; the widow’s son;
cloak and dagger; smoke and mirrors
Dungeons & Dragons

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Submitted by Sooz006 on
Loved this, would love to hear it performed.

 

Submitted by well-wisher on
Thanks, Sooz. This is really inspired by my brother, who's been a die-hard conspiracy theory 'fan' since the early 90's. I've always found a lot of it very hard to believe and believers in conspiracy theories often seem a bit fanatical like someone who's trying to convert you to their religion. But then Dan Brown came along and it all went mainstream and now there are even more people buying into it.

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.(link is external)

JoHn