The God sum: How to get something from zero

What is zero multiplied by zero?
"Zero", I hear you cry.
Well you'd be wrong.
Zero times zero means?
Zero zero ofcourse. 
And what is zero zero?
No zero. No nothing. The absence of nothingness.
What is the absence of Nothingness? Something; a number.
So 0x0 should really equal a number.

"Rubbish!", I hear you cry.

What is 2x2 apart from 4? It is two 2's.

What is 1x1? It's one 1.

If that is so then it defies logic to say 0x0 is not zero zero

and zero zero can't be zero. (Zero apples means no apples. Zero zero means no zero)