Language Idea: The Ear Twister – A question which is hard to follow/ Also: Clothing Idea: Hard Hoods (for jackets)

Definition: An ear twister is any question either written or spoken (either quickly or at normal speed) which is puzzling only because it is difficult for a listener follow.

For example:

If the other side is black and the other side of the other side is white then what is the other side of the other side of the other side of the other side

Answer: White (the other side (4. White) of the other side (3. Black) of the other side (2. White)  of the other side (1. black - it starts here)

The Left and Right Ear Twister

If right left then left would be left.

If left left  then right would be left.

If neither left then both would be left.

If left right then right would be right.

Which is wrong?

Answer: 4 is wrong. All the others are right.

Ear twister 3:

If what is where and when is why and why is when then what am I?

Answer : Here (or wherever here is) because what is where.

Hard Hood – Reinforced Safety Hood

A hard hood is a jacket hood that is reinforced to provide protection like a safety helmet/hard hat/cycle helmet but the advantage it has over a helmet is that, because it looks like a hood, it can be worn casually. (I have googled this to see if its an old idea and so far I haven't turned up anything but if Hard Hoods already exist then I apologise, I was not aware of their existence).