Red Carpet (Song)

Chorus:
Did you see the dresses on the red carpet?
Glittering possessions of the rich starlets.
All the fashion fetishists in town are wet.
They put on a fashion show we won't forget.

 

1.
Slowly, they drool along;
roll off a velvet tongue
while the swimsuits they flash
of those who swim in cash.

 

2.
Did you see what she wore?
Yes she looked like a hor-
rendous, overpriced cake;
just as tasteless and fake.

 

Chorus:
Did you see the dresses on the red carpet?
Glittering possessions of the rich starlets.
All the fashion fetishists in town are wet.
They put on a fashion show we won't forget.

 

3.
And now back to the news
of the poor and abused;
the casualties of war
and stunning clothes they wore.

 

4.
What statement did she make
wrapped in a rubber snake?
"Artists must shed their skin;
find shallowness within".

 

Chorus:
Did you see the dresses on the red carpet?
Glittering possessions of the rich starlets.
All the fashion fetishists in town are wet.
They put on a fashion show we won't forget.