When Louis Armstrong landed on the moon

When Louis Armstrong landed on the moon,
he played the moonmen all a ragtime tune
and blowing on his cornet, he did swing
and all the moonmen crowned him their moon king.

 

And as for that other Armstrong called Neil,
well we all know his landing wasn't real.
Go to the moon and you will see, I swear,
no flag but Satchmo's statue standing there.