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The Perverted Races

By hadley on Mon, 25 Apr 2011

However, when our knees begin to oscillate with the tremulous desire for more advanced kinds of naughtiness we know we have little choice but to make sure the wheelbarrow is oiled and the unicycle is
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Advanced Sexual Perversions – Lesson 1

By hadley on Wed, 20 Apr 2011

Now, if you tether the donkey 73.25 degrees widdershins of the last Tupping Shed to the left (facing North), they apply the parsnip, gently in a clockwise motion until it is fully seated, then – and
Humour
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Certificate 15

One Of The Strangest Incidents Of The Last Decade

By hadley on Mon, 18 Apr 2011

Napalm Cheeseguttering has now become famous mainly through one of the strangest incidents of the last decade, at a time when mere fame became the lot of anyone un-self-aware enough to enter, with an
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Woodland Perversions – A Practical Guide

By hadley on Fri, 15 Apr 2011

So, what becomes of the broken sex weasel grommet?
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Twelve Small Dreams

By hadley on Wed, 13 Apr 2011

Twelve small dreams take hold and take you down to the sea. Floating over the dunes like soft summer breezes That caresses every blade of grass. You are free,
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG

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