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Story	Pancakes	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Samson and Delilah	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Thank you, God	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Life isn't always fair.	randy-johnson	1	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Road Rash	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	That damn beard!	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Turned away	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I don't sell beer to minors	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	If everybody would adopt a pet	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I'll always protect her from you	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Grandpa	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Goodbye Sherman Hemsley	randy-johnson	1	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I should've learned french	randy-johnson	1	12 years 9 months ago
Story	George Lindsey	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I will not give up!	randy-johnson	1	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Gift from God	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Hillary wants Obama to win	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	God's masterpieces	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I wish I was a bird	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	If Jesus was here	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	I voted against Phil Bredesen	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Every day should be like Christmas time	randy-johnson	1	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Don't commit suicide	randy-johnson	2	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Donkey Kong Junior	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago
Story	Everybody deserves a second chance	randy-johnson	0	12 years 9 months ago

My stories

You Murdered My Family

By randy-johnson on Thu, 16 Oct 2014

When you murdered my family, it was a stupid thing to do. You killed them in cold blood and now I'm going to kill you. You shot me also but I...

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Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 14 Oct 2014

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...

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Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Oct 2014

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...

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Those Greek Customers!

By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Oct 2014

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...

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I'm Superman

By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Oct 2014

I'm an alien from Krypton and I'm able to fly. I'm Superman and bullets don't make me die. Bombs, tanks and nuclear weapons can't kill me either, I'm...