randy-johnson

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StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson011 years 5 months ago

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The change

Something happened that was strange. My wife decided to have a sex change. When she said she was going through a change, I thought it was the change of life.

You'd better return those pets

You've been in my neighborhood today, that's where I've seen you lurch. You've been taking people's cats and dogs to sell them for research. You'd better put my cat down and I mean now!

41st birthday

Today is my 41st birthday. I'm a year older and my hair is getting gray. It's not like it was twenty years ago. My bones creak as I climb hills because I'm slow.

I'll always protect her from you

You beat up your girlfriend because you are a brute. I tried to send you to jail but your girl won't prosecute. I'm a preacher but I won't marry the two of you.

Santa Fe

It all came to an end last Sunday in Santa Fe. The love of my life was violently taken away. A mugger shot my wife even though she gave him her purse.

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