randy-johnson

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StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson011 years 5 months ago

My stories

Andy

It was terrible to learn about you dying. Tonight billions of people are crying. When I learned about your death, it made me feel bad. You had a great life but your demise makes me so sad.

I should've learned french

I should've learned french before going to a restaurant. What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want. I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.

Anger in my soul

Some men killed my brother so I killed them. I realize that one day I'll pay for my sins. I hunted those men down and killed them one by one. They didn't have a chance and killing them was fun.

George Lindsey

You starred on Hee Haw and the Andy Griffith Show. You were talented and people hated to see you go. You continued to star as Goober on Mayberry R.F.D.

Soulmate

You are the kindest person I've ever seen. Just looking at you makes me feel serene. For far too long I've admired you from afar. I love you because of the nice person who you are.

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