Simon Barget

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StoryPeople Of The Night Sooz0061911 years 10 months ago
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StoryWednesday Morning Part 2 Parson Thru911 years 11 months ago
StoryZenith to azimuth Simon Barget512 years 3 days ago
StoryOn the lake Simon Barget412 years 1 week ago
StoryAutumn Waits amlee912 years 2 weeks ago
StoryThamel's burning Simon Barget112 years 3 weeks ago
StoryRockets in your back garden (Part 1 of 2) Simon Barget212 years 2 months ago
Forum topicI am sorry but how is this even possible? lavadis912 years 2 months ago
StoryThe Promise Katie1975712 years 2 months ago
Forum topicCan't Write - Won't Write fatboy744212 years 3 months ago
StoryThis immutable warmth Simon Barget212 years 3 months ago
StoryRubin's Response Simon Barget412 years 5 months ago
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Story7. Haad Yao jamesdevans112 years 5 months ago
StoryScreaming our tits off mcmanaman612 years 5 months ago
StoryWhat passes for romance jcgreenway713 years 6 months ago

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My stories

Somewhere on Nextdoor

By Simon Barget on Wed, 03 Feb 2021

(As seen on Nextdoor, the social network and website for nice neighbours) Totally inconsiderate and selfish runners I’m sorry but I cannot believe...
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Certificate 15

Why I decided to become a Scotsman

By Simon Barget on Tue, 02 Feb 2021

Wunna woke ap the-smorrnin’, fah sum rees’nah’d-ah scorrtish-acksen annae tohtelly muhsterfaiyte-mah. Ah tohtally brode wun laiyk ya gettan warrken-...
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Certificate 15
Cherry

Sneaking inside

By Simon Barget on Wed, 27 Jan 2021

Last night I finally managed it. I snuck inside a potato and got sucked down without hitch. You have to understand how much I built up to this. How...
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Certificate 15
Cherry

A thorough and comprehensive and exhaustive review of some of the most prominent social media platforms of the era

By Simon Barget on Mon, 25 Jan 2021

Facebook: Hi there. Would you mind stopping what you’re doing a second and spend a brief moment looking at me? Here I am; you can’t miss me. That is...
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Certificate 18
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Story of the week

A Day in the Life

By Simon Barget on Mon, 25 Jan 2021

Today I went and sat in the lounge. I fell asleep on top of the two cushions. There was quite a lot of hair on them by that time. When I woke up it was sunny and the sun was partly in my eyes.
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Certificate PG

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