Dear Worried-About-My-Penis

Dear Agony Uncle,

I have a personal problem to do with my body, and I wasn't sure who else to turn. I have a growth growing on my penis, and I have no idea what it could be. Do you have any ideas?

From Worried-About-My-Penis

Dear Worried-About-My-Penis

It felt weird writing that out, makes it sound like you're worried about my penis, not yours, ha ha. Anyway, the growth on your penis could possibly be the rest of your body. You know, your legs and your stomach and so forth. If you're still not sure, either write to another agony aunt and/or uncle, or go to a doctor, but don't bother me again, because that was the only idea I had.