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repressing
though the ring says you shouldn’t, the hips say you should & though lips say you wouldn’t, the thoughts say you could & though the eyes want to do it, the hands
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- 309 reads
silly silly santo
silly silly rick santorum demanding that pornography go away so that christians can pretend like their way is the only game in town (ban pornography, ban same-sex marriage,
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sloppy seconds
and the whole time that the big family meal had been going on sister went to pass the bowl of Manwich, but brother, being the vegetarian now (having changed so since leaving the nest to college)
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- 269 reads
resident wit
cute & cuddly at the workplace, s/he’s the one that everybody loves--- it be fair to say that s/he was smart but more so to say that s/he’s the person that everyone secretly wants to
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- 268 reads
the rising scum
“Unfortunately, you can't vote the rascals out, because you never voted them in, in the first place.” -Noam Chomsky
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- 250 reads