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when someone dies at work
watch the blank eliminate all the expressions on the faces & listen to the sound of less than a pin drop--- here is where the everyday mundane...
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fake eyelashes
fake eyelashes, which celebrities flicker at the camera when performing, when acting, when interviewing, when walking the catwalk & every single...
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reasons to laugh
find yourself some reasons to laugh if it’s the last thing you do, regardless how goofy, nerdy, dirty, raunchy, or downright disgusting--- find a way...
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ding dong! a warmonger’s dead!
ding dong, a warmonger’s dead. which warmonger? Ariel Sharon! ding dong, Ariel Sharon is dead. wake up, Sharon is dead, he’s turned to dust, a...
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bluffing Iran (and so the policeman gets its way)
the world’s policeman held Iran’s neck with both hands strangling, wringing its neck like a fucking wet towel, squeezing every drop of possibility of...
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