drkevin

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I have 268 stories published in 0 collections on the site.
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I enjoy reading and writing for fun. My other interests include blues guitar, local history, painting, art appreciation and tea rooms. My background is in the sociology of mental health care.
My tragic-comic novel 'Looking Through the Windows of Madness' can be read elsewhere on this site under the pen name Leo Vine-Knight. https://www.abctales.com/user/leo-vine-knight

My stories

Professor Jim

Jim wanted to be a rapper, But he couldn't be any crapper. He practised every day. Lots of sweat and no pay. His neighbours thought he'd bought a...

The Good Doctor's Bedside Manner

My dear fellow, There's no need to bellow. Far better to remain mellow. You're very ill, with skin bright yellow. But you'll soon meet your maker...

The Gangster's Eulogy

This guy was super fab. Not for him three rolls of flab. Not for him a life of drab. A pity now, his brain's in the lab, And he lies before me on...

The Young Bounder

I say you chaps, Do you eat baps? I can't, I'm afraid, They give me the craps. I often puke on people's laps. But it's a jolly wheeze when Pater naps!

Independence

My name is Simon McTafferty, And I'll be having no depravity. I could na find your lavatory. So I pissed on yon fine Apple tree. (Extending hand)...

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