Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 531977 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

Geoffrey Ball

My stories

The window cleaner

By Geoffrey on Thu, 16 Feb 2012

My father’s a window cleaner My grandfather as well So I started cleaning windows It’s just a job so what the hell? But when I first climbed up my ladder Someone put out all my lights

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Window cleaners rap

By Geoffrey on Tue, 14 Feb 2012

I am a window cleaner I clean windows when I can So I’ve got a bucket and a ladder and a window cleaner’s van I never work with companies just households cash in hand

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The pensioner's plea.

By Geoffrey on Sun, 12 Feb 2012

I can’t pay my gas bill Though the gov’ment’s very kind It’s given me lots of money To warm up my behind But that’s not the whole answer There’s my bits that outward stick

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Certificate U