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StoryBum sex mbeswick011 years 7 months ago
StoryBlock mbeswick011 years 7 months ago
CollectionPaean to the mediocre mbeswick011 years 7 months ago
CollectionPretentious Tales Volume 1 mbeswick011 years 7 months ago
CollectionBored at work mbeswick011 years 7 months ago
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StoryThe dyslexic's lament mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StoryMy Magnificent Cock mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StorySong mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StoryPointless opening, going nowhere. mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StoryElvis mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StoryFive minute poem about a cow mbeswick011 years 8 months ago
StoryFelicity meets a pirate mbeswick011 years 8 months ago

My stories

The dyslexic's lament

By mbeswick on Tue, 12 Sep 2006

Wue is me. No mattress how herd I fry, I con neptune get my words out property. Since I was smell, it has been a custard sauce of irrigation. At school they wood loaf at me. Gills could never tape me celery,
Autobiography
Story
Certificate U

Elvis

By mbeswick on Sat, 10 Jun 2006

There's a cat that lives across the road. His name is Elvis and he sits on the sill 15 feet above the ground. I wave at him sometimes. He doesn't wave back. Sometimes I think to myself "Is he really Elvis?".
Science fiction
Certificate U

Block

By mbeswick on Sat, 11 Mar 2006

One night I stayed up writing poems To try and make ends meet, But who would buy this awful stuff, I thought, as they were all about feet. So I tried my hand at a different topic, One with greater mass appeal.
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate 12

My Magnificent Cock

By mbeswick on Tue, 28 Feb 2006

Look at you standing there you magnificent beast, mighty cock of mine. Red raw, ferocious, ready to strike hard and with sweating vigour. Blood coursing through your central pipe, throbbing head, drooling with slime and cock spittle.
Opinion
Poem
Certificate 18

Bum sex

By mbeswick on Tue, 28 Feb 2006

Yeah, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yes. yes Oh yes, yes ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah mmmm, ah, ah, ah, mmmm yeah ... ... yeah ... yes, yes, yes, mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm yeah yeah yeah yes, yes, yes, yes
Spiritual
Poem
Certificate 18

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