shades

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I have 87 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 96842 times and 26 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Shades

My stories

Dislikes.

Revolving doors, Delays on trains, Weekends where it always rains. Bad breath, Bad Luck, Bad backs, The Flu. That piece of gum stuck on my shoe. The yapping dog. That clingy cat.

Hippopotamus

Oh hippopotamus, What a hippopota-fuss, You’re splashing in my fishpond, Now you’re rolling in the dust. Oh hippopota-please Would you hippopota-cease, This aggravates my allergies,

To and Fro

This is the world of to and fro, Where black's the new white, And stop’s the new go, Where day’s the new night, And yes the new no, Where dawn’s become dusk, And high became low.
Cherry

Wishington Green (the flood)

Wishington Green got rained on this winter, The weather exceptionally poor, Mr. Stern who’s the mayor has lived there for years Said he’d not seen it this bad before.

What-cha-ma-call

There’s a man who often walks our street, He’s got chickens legs and two webbed feet, He’s got bees knees and ostrich thighs, With fishes lips and two cats eyes.

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