The Nutcase Friendly Bible

The Bible written in a format suitable for people with the disability of being a nutcase.

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - Creation.

(Scene 1. Everything is dark. God the Father, Jesus and thousands of angels are together at the beginning of the universe before anything has been...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - Eden

(Scene 1. In the Garden of Eden.) Snake :- Oh, slip, slip, slither along, slip, slip, slither along. Hello there, Mrs. Eve. Eve :- Hello. Snake :- If...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - Cain and Abel

(Scene 1. Cain and Abel at the altar.) Abel :- Oh, did you see that? Fire from Heaven came down and devoured the meat and the bones of my lamb. Cain...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - Noah.

(Scene 1. Noah is building his ark.) Reporter :- Hello. I’m from the Daily Scroll. I see you’re building a boat. Why are you building it here? You’re...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - The Tower of Babel

Architect :- It’s going to be seven hundred storeys high, it’s going to be next to the new university, and we’re going to rent it to students. Town...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - The Revelation of Uncle Bill

I had an old television. I bought it for the queen's coronation. We watched Newcastle United win the FA Cup on it. It is that old. Then, in 1959, ITV...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - The Psalms of Brian

Angelic she was in her appearance and her personality. But my wife left me. Cheryll didn't want to live with me anymore. Divorcing me, she sent the...

The Nutcase Friendly Bible - Sodom and Gomorrah

The Lord appeared to Abraham. "I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah," he said. Abraham was furious. "You're going to wipe out two huge cities just...

In the Garden of Eden

Don’t think I’m such an evil snake, I just want you all to have fun, I don’t see how something beautiful and sweet could be so wrong. Take a little...

The Lamentations of Brian

You ask me if I'm happy, Do you really expect me to feel that way? Don't you ever start to doubt, Is happiness what life's about? If I wanted to be...