Poems and the Like
By pepsoid
Poems and poem-like jobbies
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'These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For'
Persuasion. Knowing. The lightsabre of the mind. Logic and freedom. Feathers and axes.
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- 685 reads
arse dribble
a poem about poetry - inspired by the Stephen Fry thread!
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- 3345 reads
Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie
a clerihew about Angelina Jolie
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Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith
a clerihew about Gillian McKeith
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- 1690 reads
Clerihew#3: Gandalf
a clerihew about Gandalf
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Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke
2 clerihews about Diet Coke
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Comment on the Socio-Economic Implications of Frozen Yorkshire Puddings
Aunt Bessie - What a Jessie!
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- 579 reads
Disregarded
Weeds on the pavement, Twigs on the road, A hidden sign In the foliage Of an abode.
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- 600 reads
Don't Stress!
It's easier said than done, It's the way my brain is wired. A little thing can set it off, Like being a bit too tired.
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- 682 reads
I Want to Drive a Hover Car
I want to drive a hover car And live upon the Moon.
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In the Corner
Churning Seething Pumping The font The source The target Feed me! Blame me! Reject me! But never appreciate me... I work for you I slave for you I die for you My only recourse
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- 601 reads
Networking
I see you, but I don't know you. You are tiny, but vast. A soup, a web, a recipe. Connections, nodes... a lasagne of possibilities. Does your leg hurt? Do you have a wife?
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- 548 reads
No Bunjee Jumps For Me
Abseiling? No ta!
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- 611 reads
O Trebuchet
O trebuchet, O trebuchet... How dost thou fling The messages I send And the words that I sing? With your steel balls of joy And your boulders of love, Magnificent missives
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- 654 reads
Ode to the Naff
Whatever ails, Whatever troubles you, You can always dance To 'Agadoo'! :-) :-) :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
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- 601 reads
One Tonne World
Everything weighs one tonne In my world of one tonne
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- 1766 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3: V2.0
If only...
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- 1244 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3: V1.0
I don't have much money...
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- 1224 reads
Filth (a Sonnet)
The carpet was a browner shade of grey -
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I Saw a Man
I saw a man with a barcode tattooed to the back of his head. I wondered if he was a robot. Or perhaps, more accurately, a cyborg. And then I wondered...
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- 722 reads
Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life
More...
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- 1477 reads
Hygiene
a poem, with a specific syllable-count, about hygiene
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- 1556 reads
the giraffe
a 'shaped'/syllable-counted poem about a giraffe...
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- 1559 reads
Lard (a Luc Bat lament)
Greasy, clammy and cold...
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The Slibbery Flehg
As previously seen on ukauthors.com...
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- 2091 reads
shiny shoes
a slightly angry poem about middle-management types
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- 1619 reads
I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl
a poem of sadness, heartbreak and unrequited love
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Saving Water
Are you environmentally conscious?
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Nurps'n'Burps
'How many Nurps in a Burp?' I said
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My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!
When you're sitting in my chair, Be careful what's already there.
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My Ego
God, I'm good. Bl'm'n brilliant, I am! I mean, at everything, y'know?
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Me and My Camel
a poem about me and my camel
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Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard
I don't believe in low-fat custard
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- 2039 reads
Beneath the Smile
- she is annoyed that I don't provide her with the smallest change possible.
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- 851 reads