No Bunjee Jumps For Me

No bunjee jumps for me
No Formula One
Abseiling? No ta!
And blaspheme not about 'white water' and the 'rafting' thereupon
Everest can remain unclimbed (by me)
Parachutes can remain unpulled
My feet can remain on the firm, dry, unslippy ground

But give me a train about to leave
Give me doors starting to close
And I'll dive
Headlong
Just like Bruce Willis
And I'll call that 'extreme'!