One Tonne World

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Everything weighs one tonne
In my world of one tonne
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
I said everything weighs one tonne
In my world of one tonne
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
All things weigh one tonne
In my world of one tonne
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
I said all things weigh one tonne
In my world of one tonne
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

1.
Even slices of cake
And a purple snake
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even panes of glass
And a bus pass
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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2.
Even sling-back shoes
And dog poos
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even tins of soup
And a chicken coop
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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3.
Even people called Charlie
And Robert Marley
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even celebrity chefs
And treble clefs
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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4.
Even pieces of eight
And a wooden crate
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even a sandy beach
And a juicy peach
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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5.
Even pairs of socks
And Fort Knox
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even bars of soap
And the Pope
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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6.
Even smelly cheese
And the spray of a sneeze
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even a bloody axe
And Income Tax
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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7.
Even traffic cones
And dinosaur bones
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even X-Wing Fighters
And cigarette lighters
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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8.
Even two short planks
And Tom Hanks
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even Godzilla
And Polyfilla
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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9.
Even motes of dust
And a small pile of rust
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even cups of tea
And a minted pea
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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10.
Even a neutron star
And a dirty car
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)
Even a tambourine
And a desiccated spleen
(one tonne world)
(one tonne world)

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… repeat for all eternity