The Shewee Ladies Wee Funnel!

Now you can all pee like maan. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

"Now you can all pee like maan." Inaccurately, noisily, and all over the floor. Wahay! Cheers, Mark

Yep, carpets in toilets; who thought of that? I'm in favour of wet rooms.

As structures or final conditions? Cheers, Mark

I always said that plastic would be the death of penis-envy. My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php

As anyone who has seen the ladies toilet bit in 'The Full Monty' will know, women don't need a bit of plastic to be able to do what men can do.

Is there for one poopies, in case we wanna compost? When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

Its called a shepee

It struck me that the only reason this is of any (limited) interest and discussion is because it crosses the anatomical boundary between genders and is, therefore, funny to some people. "See a lady act like a man! Fascinating ha,ha!" No one seems to be that interested in the fact that men can also wee sitting down. Therefore this must be a case of 'look at how women can be nearly as good as men at something. Congratulations ladies, you'll all be able to operate at least 70% as well as men.' Also, thinking about it I do wonder whether men and women feel different about urination. I think, because it's right there in front of you, men tend to get a feeling of satisfaction or even achievement on having a nice long wee. Do women feel different about this necessary act? Cheers, Mark

I think the equipment probably has some limited medical use, and the rest of us find it funny because we're infantile. As a middle aged mother, the satisfaction I get is that of my pelvic floor holding out long enough for me to be in the right place for my deeply satisfying long wee.

'I think the equipment probably has some limited medical use, and the rest of us find it funny because we're infantile.' Well, I am at least. I've often been told to grow up, mostly by people who've grown old. When does toilet humour stop being funny? EWAN

I think everyone feels a sense of satisfaction about having a nice long wee (unless you have cystitus or something) but a good turd always wins hands down. Freud believed (partly) that when kids are developing sexuality (between 3 and 6 years) they poo themselves because it gives them a little thrill. I believe that herein lies the secret of the satisfying turd in adulthood. It's a cherished pass-time in many households...my dad used to go in and come out a new man. "SWEET AS A NUT!" He'd boom, while beaming and rubbing his sweaty palms together. Poor sod's sex life must have been in tatters! When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

:-/ I must be a tad anal because I wouldn't dream of doing that! I've only sprinkled in the shower once and I was that afraid of contamination that I ensured I hit perfect bully on the plug hole :) When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

and golden showerdhi ok...I'm curious! :D When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix