Nonsensical Things

By _jacobea_

A group of my un-groupable writings.

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Submitted by S.P.D. on
The Covent Garden Zebra was a sad tale, but like many of your pieces I've read here, it has great humour. Well done.

Submitted by _jacobea_ on
Ta :)

Mitch

By _jacobea_ on Wed, 30 Jan 2008

You were just a little dog I would meet in the street
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG

Black Rabbit and Mad Fox

By _jacobea_ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007

It is kept alive by being constantly spun, o’er and o’er...
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate 12

The Butter Roll and Child

By _jacobea_ on Tue, 20 Feb 2007

The child picks the roll up from the red plastic plate Brittle bits break off the hard barrel It is a pallid, gold-brown colour-with hollows and yellowish seeds
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG

That Tin of Tapioca

By _jacobea_ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007

Behind the slimming products And the healthy option packets of pasta
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 12

Girl in Green

By _jacobea_ on Thu, 15 Mar 2007

Fat Phillips, the Pope in our Order
Journal
Certificate 12

Roadside Dinosaur

By _jacobea_ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007

And who knows how many gizzard stones...
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG

The Covent Garden Zebra

By _jacobea_ on Fri, 11 May 2007

“Was he fierce?”
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate U

Her Tomb

By _jacobea_ on Sun, 22 Jul 2007

He exhaled slowly. He had seen what all that he wanted to.
Horror
Certificate 12

Evil Army

By _jacobea_ on Sun, 26 Aug 2007

I had a really wacko dream the other night

IP-The Chocolate Box

By _jacobea_ on Fri, 21 Sep 2007

The soft red fur reminds me of those fine hairs you find on a dog’s nose.
Other Fiction
Certificate U
Cherry

Welcome to France!

By _jacobea_ on Thu, 04 Oct 2007

And for the rest of that week, When phones went bleep,
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

Quetzalcoatl

By _jacobea_ on Mon, 17 Dec 2007

There he is, King of his jungle, All of the green, the branches, Moss, log hideout, stones and pool He’s bright yellow, Not gold but he still stands out
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG

Foxes Screaming

By _jacobea_ on Wed, 30 Jan 2008

I can hear the foxes screaming
Miscellaneous
Certificate PG

Sheep Shit and Peat Bogs

By _jacobea_ on Mon, 24 Mar 2008

Stinking up my £3 rented hiking boots
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG
Cherry

Inspiration Point 11.04.08

By _jacobea_ on Fri, 11 Apr 2008

A revamped ode to an old teacher.
Humour
Certificate PG